I love pissing people off :P

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Obama lin Baden.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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outside your comfort zone

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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