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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Womens' sports

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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