Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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