- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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