- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

womens rights

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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