What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Derp

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

women's rights

hey John will you make some copies

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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