A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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A French man gets into a fight

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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i lost the game

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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