Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Xzibit

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

david poredos

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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