- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

People Order Our Patties

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Girls Lacrosse.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What is your bill about? Clinton

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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