Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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I've got a dig bick

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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