What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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A train poops its pants.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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I like your hair

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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