what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Knock knock What?

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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