- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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