- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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