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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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The Game.

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Your mom.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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