an athiest walks into a church

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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