- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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