- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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