Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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im a willy bum bum

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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