A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Anti Joke

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