what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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racism...deal with it!

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Smeg...

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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gay porn...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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