- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

what tall and looks like a jew?

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

like most people my age. im 27

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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