- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

A baby seal walks into a club.

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