What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Agent 47.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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