Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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School

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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