Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Cows are land manatees.

That's what she didn't say

My Nan, that is all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Where's my baby??

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

DERP

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

im a dragon, no im not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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