- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Your mom is so fat...

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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