What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Women's rights.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Donald Trump.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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