- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Vagina.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

bryden is a faggot

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Granny porn!

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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