- Anti Joke

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

69 What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

69

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

69

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400