- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Women outside of the kitchen.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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