- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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