- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Women's rights.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

obama's promises

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

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