Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

im a dragon, no im not

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops