- Anti Joke

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did? Yes

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.