Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

roses are red, violets are violet.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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