I just threw up..In my pants.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Waffles ate my grandma

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hi bye

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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