- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

The government

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."