What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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