how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Nuneaton..

joke under this line wins _________________________

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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