A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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