- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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squash squash who squash my ass

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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