- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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