- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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