why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

gabbi nunez ;)

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

One time I walked into a fat kid..

God

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