- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

The FCC

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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