- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

how do you save a black man ... u don't

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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