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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Jake. Walsh.

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Justin Bieber

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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you gay?

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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