What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Racial Equality

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Your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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