Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

PSN IS UP

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops