I will create more jobs for americans

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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