A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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