Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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scientology.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Women's rights

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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where's mom I killed her

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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