- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Gingers.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Corn Muffins

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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