Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Homo say what?

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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