- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mother is average.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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