yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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