Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Beka has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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