why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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