- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

He--Hey guys

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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