How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Joke

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Womens rights

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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69

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I hate blackniggers

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Your text.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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sfdg

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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