Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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