Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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outside your comfort zone

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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