Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

I'm 4 and what is this?

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Hillary Clinton

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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