Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

A black guy gets a job...

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Lil Wayne

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

your mother

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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