- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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