- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

There was an american man on the way to work.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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