What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What's the difference between a lamp?

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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