Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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