- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

People...

What did the president do for the people? ...

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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