What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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John lazzaro likes dick

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