- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

These jokes don't have punchlines.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??